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Heartless Quotes (Our Favorite Quotes from the QOTW) My mantra for the month: The herd needs culling -- Nataliep If I ever get around to boyfriend number two, he better have a busy life full of his own hobbies and goals, because I will not be someones reason to exhale.
“Girls have got balls. Theyre just a little higher up, thats all.” “She was so warm, her drenched clothes had almost dried. Her eyes were rolled back in her head. She started muttering, and I could’ve sworn she said, “Dung balls. Time to roll the dung balls.” It might’ve been funny
When you’re knee deep in shit in your life, it may seem like there is little to look forward to. If you’re at that point in your life right now and looking for confirmation, here are some of the best “Life Sucks” quotes I’ve found. And if you want to get more of the same delivered to your inbox, you can join the ETG Community!
What you need, above all else, is a love for your subject, whatever it is. Youve got to be so deeply in love with your subject that when curve balls are thrown, when hurdles are put in place, youve got the energy to overcome them.
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17 funny quotes, jokes and sayings about BALLS from famous comedians. Funny quotes about balls. 1; 2; Mitch Hedberg quotes. I think Pringles initial intention was to make tennis balls. But on the day that the rubber was supposed to show up, a big truckload of potatoes arrived. Does he ever get laid?! DO YOU FUCK HIM FOR THE STORY
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You can lead a whore to culture but you cant make her think. You cant get blood out of a stone. You cant have your cake and eat it too. You cant teach an old dog new tricks. You get on my wick. You look as if youve been dragged through a hedge backwards. Youll wonder where the yellow went when you brush your teeth with Pepsodent. Young turk